innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
do you ever wonder if someone’s like secretly in love with you
IM GOING TO STAB YOU.. IN THE VAGINA.. WITH MY DICK..
softly but then progressively get harder.
im serious, ellen degeneres sends her crew to halloween horror nights and stuff every year, i can totally do that job i’ll do it every october until i die if necessary
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults